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TAINTED CABARET brings you a provocative burlesque cabaret featuring stars of the renowned underground theatre scenes of New York, Toronto, and Vancouver. Delight in this sinfully funny show, where the sexy, campy and theatrical combine to create one deliciously naked evening of entertainment. This smart and subversive show celebrates sensuality, sexuality, and redefines the concept of modern femininity. Sit back and relax, and let the award-winning cast of Tainted Cabaret welcome you into their uncensored world of satirical song and irreverent neo-burlesque.

Performed and produced by a cast of internationally touring variety performers. Each show features world-class acts from Ula Uberbusen, Shirley Gnome and James & the Giant Pasty!

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US NATIONAL TOUR – APRIL 2020

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ANNOUNCEMENT: TAINTED CABARET APRIL 2020 TOUR POSTPONED
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We are heartbroken to announce that Tainted Cabaret must cancel it’s April tour due to Coronavirus. Normally, Tainted Cabaret is all about celebrating curves. Today, we’d like to help flatten one.
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This decision is painful, emotional, and devastating to our finances – but we believe it is the right, and only, choice for our traveling show.
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We know this is a crushing time for all of us in the Service and Entertainment industries. Because of this cancellation, we are losing the nearly $2000 we already put into the show, not to mention the months of work we have already done that now must go uncompensated. If you are able and interested in supporting independent artists during this crisis, please consider a donation to help us recover costs.
Venmo: UlaBurlyQ
PayPal: ula@ulauberbusen.com
E-Transfer: taintedcabaret@gmail.com
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It is our intention to reschedule this tour for April 2021. We plan to spend this sudden down time working on creative projects and getting into production for a future tour once the world rebalances.
Please follow @taintedcabaret on insta or fb for updates.
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We hope that you are all staying safe and weathering the financial hardship as smoothly as possible. Remember we are in this together. Be kind to each other, wash your hands, and don’t hoard toilet paper.
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With Deepest Regrets,
Ula, James & Shirley

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Cast

ULA UBERBUSEN (New York City, NY) Broadway World calls her act “the most captivating routine of the evening.” Ula is a burlesque performer and producer of such smash hits as Twirly Whirly Burly-Q and Victrola Burlesque. Recently Ula played a featured role in the award-winning NY burlesque film “The Cruel Tale of The Medicine Man.” She performs regularly around the Big Apple and has been featured in countless festivals across the country. Awards include the “Beautiful Weirdo” Award from Alternatease, the New England Neo-Burlesque Festival, “Judges Choice” Award & “Perle Noire’s Favorite Act” at The Great Burlesque Exposition, and “Most Original Act” from the Oklahoma City Burlesque Festival. Ulauberbusen.com

SHIRLEY GNOME (Vancouver, Canada) “She’s dark, sexy, over-the-top and she’ll sing songs that will make sailors blush…How can one woman be so honestly obscene and so entertaining?” -Sunday Mail, Australia From the heart of East Vancouver comes this internationally acclaimed, award-winning cabaret comedian. Her act is a unique mix of music, standup comedy, wickedly clever lyrics, and biting social commentary. She has gained a cult following through her notoriously frank and unhinged performances with tours across Canada, the US, Australia and the UK. Featured on Dan Savage’s podcast The Savage Lovecast and signed to 604 Records, her latest album went to #1 on the iTunes comedy charts in Canada. Shirleygnome.com

JAMES & THE GIANT PASTY (Toronto, Canada) Credits include the Burlesque Hall of Fame, the New York and Vienna Boylesque Festivals, Toronto, Kitchener and Ottawa Pride, The Feminist Porn Awards, and The Life Ball in Vienna. He is also the founder and artistic director of BoylesqueTO, Canada’s Premiere All-Male Burlesque Troupe – Winner of “Most Comedic” at the Burlesque Hall of Fame 2018. In 2014 he was featured in the television documentary I’m A Stripper: Boylesque (LOGO, OutTV), after scandalizing the nation with a notorious appearance on “Canada’s Got Talent”. Jamesgiantpasty.com

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Shows

2020 tour dates

Thursday 4/2

with Special Guest Ellie Quinn

Gallery 5

200 West Marshall St, Richmond, VA 23220

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 9PM

$15 Advance General Admission, $20 Advance Guaranteed Seating, $20 General Admission at the DOOR, $25 VIP in Advance

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Saturday 4/4

White Rabbit Cabaret

1116 Prospect St. Indianapolis, IN. 46203

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 10PM

TICKETS: $15 in Advance, $18 at the Door, $25 VIP

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Sunday 4/5

With Special Guest Holly Hock

Ant Hall

2320 Caniff St, Hamtramck, MI 48212

DOORS: 7:30PM / SHOW: 8PM

TICKETS: $15 GA, $30 VIP

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Friday 4/10

Clocktower Cabaret

1601 Arapahoe St. Denver, CO 80202

DOORS: 7PM / SHOW: 8PM

TICKETS: $30 GA, $40 PREMIERE

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Saturday 4/11

With Special Guest Bunny Bee

Zodiac Venue/Bar

230 Pueblo Ave Colorado Springs CO 80903

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 10PM

TICKETS: $12 in Advance, $15 at the Door, $25 VIP

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Wednesday 4/15

With Special Guest Tifa Tittlywinks

The Secret Group

101 Polk St, Houston, TX

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 9PM

TICKETS: $15 General Admission, $30 VIP

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Thursday 4/16

With Special Guest Mia Moore

The Pearl

222 Jefferson St, Lafayette, LA 70501

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 9PM

TICKETS: $8 in Advance, $12 at the Door

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Friday 4/17

The Always Lounge and Cabaret

2240 St Claude Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

DOORS: 11PM / SHOW: MIDNIGHT

TICKETS: $15 General Admission, $30 VIP

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Saturday 4/18

With Special Guest Lady Doo Moi

The Hi Tone

ADDRESS: 412 N Cleveland St, Memphis, TN 38104

DOORS: 9PM / SHOW: 10PM

TICKETS: $10 in Advance, $20 at the Door, $30 VIP

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Sunday 4/19

Red Light Cafe

553 Amsterdam Avenue, Atlanta, GA 30306

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 9PM

TICKETS: $20 in Advance, $25 at the Door, $35 VIP

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Tuesday 4/21

With Special Guest Rusty Dawn

Dead Crow Comedy

265 N Front St, Wilmington, NC

DOORS: 7PM / SHOW: 8PM

TICKETS: $15 advance, $20 at the door, $25 VIP

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Thursday 4/23

Petra’s Bar

1919 Commonwealth Ave, Charlotte, NC 28205

DOORS: 8PM / SHOW: 9PM

TICKETS: $10 in advance, $15 at the door, $25 VIP

*Petra’s is a private club and a valid ID is required for entry. You will also be expected to pay a $1 annual fee if you are not already a member. Thanks!

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Saturday 4/25

Franky Bradley’s

1320 Chancellor St, Philadelphia, PA 19107

DOORS: 7PM / SHOW: 8PM

TICKETS: $12 in advance, $15 at the door, $25 VIP

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Wednesday, 4/29